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Age of Kings #1
Coming soonHearthkeeper
The Sauce of the Common Folk
A warm, savory table sauce built for eggs, stews, roasted meat, and the kind of meals that keep a room alive.
Mild-medium
- Price
- $19.99 + $4.99 shipping
- Status
- Core release
Age of Kings #2
Coming soonLion's Trial
The First Flame of Heroes
Bright, golden, and bold, with orange bell sweetness, Scotch bonnet lift, and a clean citrus snap.
Heroic heat
- Price
- $19.99 + $4.99 shipping
- Status
- Core release
Age of Kings #4
Coming soonShadowmourn
Gravedigger's Curse
Plum, smoke, earth, ghost pepper, and 7 Pot Chocolate for a slow-building heat that refuses to leave quietly.
Lingering curse
- Price
- $24.99 + $4.99 shipping
- Status
- Limited release
Age of Kings #6
Coming soonThe Alchemist's Ruin
Grandmaster Reserve
A forbidden every-pepper experiment from the Crimson Tower, layered, strange, and unapologetically reserve-grade.
Grandmaster reserve
- Price
- $24.99 + $4.99 shipping
- Status
- Limited release
Age of Kings #7
Coming soonThronefall
The Uneaten
The final boss of the Age of Kings: ultra-hot, royal, severe, and descended from the Master Bottle that never empties.
The Uneaten
- Price
- $29.99 + $4.99 shipping
- Status
- Limited release
BBQ Sauces
AvailableGhost Rider
Smoky BBQ Sauce
Smoke, rich tomato, dark fruit, and bright citrus. A slow-building, hot BBQ sauce with an herbal finish and a fire that follows you home.
Heat: Hot
- Price
- Price confirmed by email
- Status
- Core release
BBQ Sauces
AvailableCall of Condryll
Dark Desolation
Smoked black fruit and heirloom superhot fire. Charred chile, bourbon notes, and ancient herbs give this extreme BBQ sauce a dark, lingering finish.
Extreme
- Price
- Price confirmed by email
- Status
- Core release
Age of Kings #3
Coming soonMidnight Bellsaw
The Black Harvest
Dark fruit, sweet smoke, and a creeping burn from the fields no one crosses after the bells begin.
Creeping harvest
- Price
- $24.99 + $4.99 shipping
- Status
- Core release
Age of Kings #5
Coming soonSummoner's Folly
Dragonfire Reserve
Brutally hot but still built for flavor, with crimson-orange fire and the reckless charge of forbidden magic.
Dragonfire
- Price
- $24.99 + $4.99 shipping
- Status
- Limited release
Chronicles of Aethoria #1
Coming soonSunforged
Mirror of Aethyr
A sealed Chronicles of Aethoria record tied to the Mirror of Aethyr, cataloged beyond the Age of Kings until its own chronicle is opened.
Record sealed
- Price
- Record sealed
- Status
- Limited release